Members of Mission:IMPROVable

Natalie Baseman Hollywood	Natalie loves making people laugh. She also loves brewing coffee, reading her thesaurus, writing long emails, adventuring around campus, meeting new people and looking at pretty textiles. This is her last year at Umass where she has been member of SVP since her second semester. Oh! She also loves mix tapes. And Steve Jobs.
Evan Boshi is a Senior this year. Weird! He finds small pleasures in big things, but does believe that big things come in small packages, despite the second law of thermodynamics. Evan is a firm believer in lost logic, so if you feel like something is missing here, it is. Evan realizes that it is not always appropriate to stop a conversation to explain the funny mental images that make him giggle, but has, in all but the most grave of scenarios, ceased to care. And seriously... what the hell is wrong with his car?	Evan Boshi Rook
Sam Bosworth Phantom	Sam Bosworth is majoring in theater, communications, and balloons. He has been a part of Mission:IMPROVable since the early days of 2007. He loves Kashi. Or really just any high fiber food. He is a connoisseur of breakfast buffets and Halloween costumes. His favorite TV show is Cookie Party. Do you want to watch it with him?
Brennan Clark has been performing since his 7th grade history teacher asked him why that report on the pyramids was late for the 6th consecutive day. Officially though, he's been doing improv since UMass's own Improv With Attitude was formed in 2005, and has since become a proud member of Mission:IMPROVable as well. He reminds you that you don't need to floss all your teeth...just the ones you want to keep.	Brennan Clark Cardigan
Patriac Coakley Vaudeville	Patriac is a theatre major at UMASS and has been a part of Mission:IMPROVable since his second semester. He has a fro (sometimes) and hazel eyes (most times). He also steals laughter from the rich and gives it to the poor as part of a notorious bandit duo LosDosDudes. Thank you for supporting the comedy troupes. Patriac is on facebook, myspace, friendster, youtube, and j-date.
David Collamore is a senior sociology major, sometimes socialist, French minor and French named, vegetarian who hopes he will one day save the world. Due to his love of the French language and crappy Chevrolet cars Mission:IMPROVable took him in and named him Le Baron. Through an error in the electoral college system he has become treasurer of SVP and unfortunately the protest marches have been too lackluster to impeach him.	Dave Collamore Le Baron
Carly Mandell Titan	Carly Mandell is a 92 year old woman trapped in the body of a twenty year old. As a result, she has very good relations with the elderly. She has been a member of Mission:IMPROVable since spring of her freshman year and loving every minute. Carly is quite fond of her family, friends, running around outside, shuffleboard and things of the like. She also has obscenely large big toes.
Cole is a junior and has been a member of IWA since Fall 2006 & of Mission:IMPROVable since Spring 2007. He is a man of leisure. He rides waves in his spare time. He, apparently, talks funny. He may or may not be exactly one and one half of the mysterious sketch duo LosDosDudes. If you come looking for Cole, you better be prepared to find trouble...and candy. He loves candy.	Cole Orloff Gatsby
Patrick Parhiala The Emperor	Patrick is in his third year of college, and his second semester at UMass after leaving Fordham University. He is undeclared, and this is an issue. He wonders what major one must choose if his career aspirations are finding a sugar mama and being a stay at home dad. He believes he would be a Ravenclaw. Ravenclaw has all the honeys.
Jay Petrone’s rocket-ship ascent into the mesosphere hit its apex in the Fall of 2006 when he was inducted into the SVP Rock and Roll Hall of current funny-bunnies, performing with Sketch-22 and Mission:IMPROVable as “Action”. Jay is in his second year at UMass, loves to play tennis, and doesn’t know the meaning of the word “quasi-biennial oscillation”, apparently.	Jay Petrone Action
Maari Suorsa Banshee	Maari is a girl. She has facial features and a heart that pumps blood. If asked she will go out on a date and has no problem splitting the bill as long as splitting the bill means that the guy pays both parts. After the first bad sunburn of the year, Maari's skin tone turns to a golden brown. She thinks Buicks are top of the line luxury automobiles. Geography was never her strong suit, but she is your go to girl for any bait and tackle inquiries.