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We Can’t Stop Doing Metaphysics (M4A) (MP3)
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“We Can’t Stop Doing Metaphysics”

Music by Kris McDaniel/Ben Bradley with vocal harmonies by Carrie Jenkins.
Lyrics by Kris McDaniel.

Ben Bradley — keyboards, electric guitar
Carrie Jenkins — vocals
Kris McDaniel — vocals, electric guitar, keyboards

Carrie’s parts were recorded by Carrie in Nottingham.
Kris and Ben’s parts were recorded by Kris and Ben in Syracuse.
Song engineered by Kris McDaniel.
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Please Oh
Please
And you cried and you cried
There’s something shaky about this whole enterprise
You know we’ve heard it all before
Every generation or so
Someone new comes along
To tell us what we’ve been doing wrong
But it’s getting hard to take them seriously
Because it’s always a different theory
It’s always a different theory

But you cried

Please stop
Please stop doing metaphysics
Please oh please stop
We can’t stop doing metaphysics
We can’t stop, we can’t stop, we can’t stop
Doing metaphysics

You can try with all your might
But F. H. Bradley had it right
It’s something you can try to disown
But you’ve a metaphysic all your own

So tell me, what’s the nature of the defect
Of the metaphysical project?
Is it semantic? epistemological?
I suppose a Heideggerian would say its onto-theological

To science are we insufficiently deferential?
Was our point of view too ahistorical?
Are our debates shallow, no more than merely verbal?
So many worries
But they’re all so blurry


The New Monadology (2009)

1. The G. E. Moore Shift (M4A) (MP3)
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“The G.E. Moore Shift”
Music by Kris McDaniel/Ben Bradley.
Lyrics by Kris McDaniel/Carrie Jenkins.

Carrie Jenkins — vocals
Ben Bradley — electric guitar
Kris McDaniel — synthesizer, electric guitar

Carrie’s vocals were recorded by Carrie in Nottingham.
Kris and Ben’s parts were recorded by Kris and Ben in Syracuse.
Song engineered by Kris McDaniel.
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There’s something wrong with this argument,
but I don’t know what it is.
The denial of the conclusion is more plausible
than the conjunction of the premises.
There must be something here to reject;
something’s gotta give.
I’m gonna do the G.E. Moore shift.
I wanna do the G.E. Moore shift.
Come on the G.E. Moore shift.
I wanna do the G.E. Moore shift.

I can’t believe you think that that’s true.
How can you accept the consequence of that view?
I can’t believe you think that that’s true.
How can you accept the consequence of that view?

There’s nothing great about validity;
it depends on where you start.
Don’t even try to modus ponens me;
I’m gonna tollens you so hard.
It’s obvious something here ain’t right;
use a little common sense
And do the G.E. Moore shift.
I wanna do the G.E. Moore shift.
Come on the G.E. Moore shift.
I wanna do the G.E. Moore shift.

I can’t believe you think that that’s true.
How can you accept the consequence of that view?
I can’t believe you think that that’s true.
How can you accept the consequence of that view?

It’s obvious something here ain’t right;
something’s gotta go.
We’ve gotta do the G.E. Moore shift.
I wanna do the G.E. Moore shift.
Come on the G.E. Moore shift.
I wanna do the G.E. Moore shift.
2. My Paper Was Rejected Again (M4A) (MP3)
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“My Paper Was Rejected Again”
Music and lyrics by Kris McDaniel.

Kris McDaniel — vocals, electric guitar, synthesizers

Kris’ parts were recorded by Kris in Syracuse.
Song engineered by Kris McDaniel.
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To the editor, please consider
My paper for review
The manuscript has been prepared
So my identity can’t be deduced

Your website says the turnaround time’s four months
But you’ll be four months overdue
And I’ll be feeling so blue.

And then my paper will be rejected once again

The first round was so maddening
The comments were almost laughable
But that was better than the second round
In which I received no comments at all

I waited for eight months
But no explanation was given
Not a single word of
Constructive criticism

And then my paper was rejected once again

Help me through the night,
Tell me when will this process ever come to an end?
I think my paper’s got it right
But should I throw it into the garbage bin?
Revise and submit to another journal
This process sure feels like it is eternal
But I will resend
And then

My paper will be rejected once again
3. When Does Composition Occur? (M4A) (MP3)
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“When Does Composition Occur?”
Music by Kris McDaniel, vocal harmonies by Carrie Jenkins.
Lyrics by Kris McDaniel and Carrie Jenkins.

Carrie Jenkins — vocals
Kris McDaniel — vocals, classical guitar, electric guitar, keyboards

Carrie’s parts were recorded by Carrie in Nottingham.
Kris’ parts were recorded by Kris in Syracuse.
Song engineered by Kris McDaniel.
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We wanted to make
One out of two
But we didn’t know
What we needed to do

What’s the correct
Description of the act?
Would it suffice
To make perfect contact?

So tell me, when does composition occur?

What would happen were we to kiss?
What if I were to touch you like this?
What if you held me and wouldn’t let go?
Would an intuition still tell us no?

So tell me, when does composition occur?

I was tempted by a serpent
Coiled into a net
He told me composition
Hadn’t happened yet
And all our work would be in vain
Of no ontological worth
For all we’d do is rearrange
The furniture of the earth

So tell me, when does composition occur?

It can’t be automatic
We are mereologically variable
But is a life together
The answer that we’ve been searching for?
4. A Priori (MP3)
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“A Priori”
Music and lyrics by Carrie Jenkins.

Carrie Jenkins — vocals, piano, synthesizers

Carrie’s parts were recorded by Carrie in Nottingham.
Song engineered by Carrie Jenkins.
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You could say I’m quite experienced;
Yeah I’ve perceived a thing or two.
But tonight I wanna get conceptual.
I wanna start by analyzing you.

You know I love when you surprise me —
Those crazy claims you sometimes make.
But there’s nothing synthetic about you.
Kant think who’d make that mistake.

It’s only Humean to feel sceptical:
No-one’s entitled to be Wright.
But I’d give up Millians just to be with you.
Let’s trust our intuitions tonight.

No need to play the Field no more, babe:
I see you’re a factual enterprise.
Can’t hold you come what may, but that’s OK.
Tonight there’s nothing to revise.

But what I feel don’t really matter;
You got me thinking really good.
I should believe in you tonight babe,
And that’s an epistemic ‘should’.

It’s only Humean to feel sceptical:
No-one’s entitled to be Wright.
But I’d give up Millians just to be with you.
Let’s trust our intuitions tonight.

Don’t need no late-night lab work.
Don’t need no Bunsen burner.
Don’t need no fucking survey.
Don’t need no off-line reasoning.
Don’t need no Canberra two-step.
Just need my basic concepts.
Just need a little grounding.
Just need the a priori.
Just need the a priori.
Just need the a priori.
Just need the a priori.
5. Mr. Determinable (M4A) (MP3)
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“Mr. Determinable”
Music by Kris McDaniel and Ben Bradley, with vocal harmonies by Carrie Jenkins.
Lyrics by Kris McDaniel, inspired by a very short story by Ben Bradley.

Kris McDaniel — vocals, keyboards
Ben Bradley — electric guitar, cello, keyboards
Carrie Jenkins — vocals
SPECIAL GUEST MUSICIAN, Bree Spencer — Alto Saxophone

Carrie’s parts were recorded by Carrie in Nottingham.
Kris, Ben and Bree’s parts were recorded by Kris, Ben and Bree in Syracuse.
Song engineered by Kris McDaniel.
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Mr. Determinable
Has an occupation
An animal companion
Some wife

But Mr. Determinable
Finds living unbearable
Though nothing specifically
Is wrong with his life

He desires in general
That something or other
Be changed in some way

He lives a life that’s impossible
Poor Mr. Determinable
Maybe it will get better
Some day

Every day seems so similar
At work, does nothing particular
Oh the day seems interminable
Then it’s night

So Mr. Determinable
Returns to his domicile
Greets some number of children
And cries, and cries

He desires in general
That something or other
Be changed in some way

His life, that’s impossible
Poor Mr. Determinable
Maybe it will be better
Some day

Feels a bit like an imbecile
As he thinks to himself
But in an indeterminate way

That his life is unreasonable
There must be some principle
That he’s failed
To obey

And then Mr. Determinable
Desires in general
That something
Be changed in some way

He lives a life that’s impossible
Poor Mr. Determinable
Maybe it will get better
Some day
6. Willard Van Orman Quine (M4A) (MP3)
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“Willard van Orman Quine”
Music by Carrie Jenkins, Ben Bradley, Kris McDaniel.
Lyrics by Carrie Jenkins.

Carrie Jenkins — vocals, piano, electric piano
Ben Bradley — keyboards, cello, ukulele
Kris McDaniel — keyboards, vocals, electric guitar, hand percussion

Carrie’s parts were recorded by Carrie in Nottingham.
Kris and Ben’s parts were recorded by Kris and Ben in Syracuse.
Song engineered by Kris McDaniel.
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He’ll play upon
Your naturalistic intuitions
He’ll lure you in
With the promise of positions that you love
Like realism about numbers and sets
And the view that philosophy’s continuous with science.

And then you’re caught in the web
No support from the a priori
All aboard Neurath’s ship
It will all be fine
But you’re tied to the mast
It’s all a posteriori
Here on in; have a blast
With Willard Van Orman Quine.

He looks so good
Next to Carnap, Ayer and Chisholm
And there’s nothing wrong
With confirmational holism;
It’s quite nice as an account of how theories face the tribunal of
experience.
Mmm yeah.

But step away when he starts
Talking about the analytic.
Meaning’s not that strange in being tricky to define.
And it comes in small bits;
Not all holism’s terrific.
Keep your head; keep your wits
Round Willard Van Orman Quine.
7. All I Want to Do (M4A) (MP3)
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“All I Want to Do”
Music by Kris McDaniel/Ben Bradley, vocal harmonies by Carrie Jenkins.
Lyrics by Kris McDaniel.

Carrie Jenkins — vocals
Kris McDaniel — vocals, electric guitar, synthesizer
Ben Bradley — electric guitar, synthesizer

Carrie’s parts were recorded by Carrie in Nottingham.
Kris and Ben’s parts were recorded by Kris and Ben in Syracuse.
Song engineered by Kris McDaniel.
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All I want to do is instantiate some properties
Maybe stand in some relations
All I want to do is instantiate some properties
Maybe stand in some relations

My friends say don’t be so promiscuous
There are many kinds of properties
There are those that make for objective resemblance
And those that are as gerrymandered as you please

That some draw this distinction, I am aware
And maybe it’s conventional or really out there
But whatever it is, I really don’t care

’cause all I want to do is instantiate some properties
Maybe stand in some relations
All I want to do is instantiate some properties
Maybe stand in some relations

I don’t care if they’re monadic
Two-place, three-place, variably polyadic
I don’t even care if they’re tropes or universals
Don’t even care if they’re sets of individuals

There’s gotta be something to exemplify
Conjoin with in a fact sometime before I die
To be with the way I am, and there’s no reason why

’cause all I want to do is instantiate some properties
Maybe stand in some relations
All I want to do is instantiate some properties
Maybe stand in some relations
8. I Think I Might Be Grounded in You (M4A) (MP3)
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“I Think I Might Be Grounded in You”
Music by Carrie Jenkins with additional vocal parts by Kris McDaniel.
Lyrics by Carrie Jenkins and Kris McDaniel.

Carrie Jenkins — piano, vocals
Kris McDaniel — vocals

Carrie’s parts were recorded by Carrie in Nottingham.
Kris’ parts were recorded by Kris in Syracuse.
Song engineered by Kris McDaniel and Carrie Jenkins.
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Baby you seem relatively fundamental,
Antecedent to everything about me.
I think this might be something a little bit special:
I think this might be metaphysical priority.

I think I might be grounded in you.
I think I might be grounded in you.

Nothing ‘reduces’ my feelings for you; that’s misleading.
Deriving pleasure just makes this whole thing more intense.
When I say this, it'll sound terribly asymmetric,
But you must come before me at least in this sense.

Some people think this is a relation of convenience.
Some people think it’s nothing more than supervenience.
But I think this might be hyperintensional.
My need for you is more than merely modal.

I think I might be grounded in you.
I think I might be grounded in you.

Some people say this relationship is impossible.
Some people say they don’t understand what I mean
When I tell them how much and how I depend on you:
They want to keep their metaphysics clean,

And they won’t believe I’m grounded in you.
They can’t believe I’m grounded in you.
But my belief is grounded in you.
9. You Are the One (M4A) (MP3)
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“You Are the One”
Music by Kris McDaniel, Ben Bradley and Carrie Jenkins.
Lyrics by Kris McDaniel.

Kris McDaniel — vocals, classical guitar, drum
Carrie Jenkins — electric clarsach
Ben Bradley — cello

Carrie’s parts were recorded by Carrie in Nottingham.
Kris and Ben’s parts were recorded by Kris and Ben in Syracuse.
Song engineered by Kris McDaniel.
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As I meditate in silence
The world around me folds
Into something I behold
I make abstraction a science
The petals on the steel
And the forms that they reveal
In this hierarchy of ideas
The Beautiful, the True and
The highest one is you
You are metaphysically fundamental
I try to name you when I sing
But you are Being, not a being

You are the One

As I meditate in silence
The world as it appears
No long holds me here
I long for ontological guidance
And so you reveal
From you emanates all that’s real
As I meditate in silence
The tethers of my fear
Completely disappear
Your touch is infinitely gentle
As I am reborn
Into this open morn

You are the One
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Carrie Performing “A Priori” Live!

“The G. E. Moore Shift” (Fan Video by LennyBound)

THE MONADS

A Sad State of Affairs (Philosophical Classics)

1. The Skeptic Song* (M4A) (MP3)
2. Counterparts* (M4A) (MP3)
3. The Missing Shade of Blues (MP3)
4. You Are My Everything* (M4A) (MP3)
5. Slap Me Happy (I’m Temporally Gappy) (MP3)
6. Let the Trolley Ride on Through (MP3)
7. Modus Tollens (MP3)
8. Meinongian Babe* (M4A) (MP3)
9. Meditations on Berkeley (MP3)
10. Problem of the Many (MP3)
11. I Need Your Love* (M4A) (MP3)
12. I Am The Fusion* (M4A) (MP3)
13. We Are The Monads (MP3)
You may also download a .zip archive (32.2 MB) containing all 13 songs above.

The Monads are Shawn Larsen-Bright and Kris McDaniel (and Justin Klocksiem on tracks 3 and 12). All songs written and performed by The Monads. Copyright 1999 © Monadic Properties. The songs marked with ‘*’ have been remastered in 2009 by Kris McDaniel. Copyright © 2009 Monadic Properties.

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